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A woman is in a coma, and the nurse tending to her notices that whenever she is sponge bathing the woman, the woman’s vital signs jump a little on all of the machines screens. 

So the nurse calls the husband and says ‘come down to the hospital, I think I know how to get your wife out of this coma.’ so the husband hurries down, and asks the nurse what he can do. 

The nurse says, ‘I think that oral sex will bring her out of her coma, it will arouse her enough to bring her out of the coma.’ 

So the nurse closes the curtains, and leaves the husband with his wife in the room.

Moments later, the man comes running out of the room, flustered. The nurse, worried, asks him what happened. 

The husband says, ‘I don’t know, I think that she started choking.’

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Scarborough Promotional Film from the 60′s how things have changed.

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Umm! Yes Dragons my business idea is called Sandy Minge! No Maybe I have something better!

Yes, picture this a line of “Dragons” from “Dragons Den” in front of you and you have an idea that you want to pitch.

 

Yes Dragons I have a proposition I need £2.5M to build a forest park in the New Forest, you follow this with the rest of the pitch, all the Dragons shuffle in their chairs with interest as they spot a possible money maker.

Then you hit them with the video of the place to seal the deal!

 

Umm! Cut to exit and speaking to the presenter why you think you “snatched defeat from the jaws of triumph” and go home empty handed.

 

Fancy staying http://www.sandy-balls.co.uk talk about a viral name, this place has had amazing references and hits from all over the web!

 

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Come on! England

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Come on! England

Goal :(

Come on! England

Goal :(

Come on! England

Goal :(

Come on! England

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